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My life is too messed up by administrating MessedUpLlife dot com so I am moving on to new things. Enjoy reading all the crap on this site. There are some really funny stories here and some real sad ones. Thanks to all the messed up people who shared their crap with us.
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#1268 (0) - May 19, 2010 05:19 PM by Administrator - Miscellaneous - Yes, you have a messed up life (5) - No, you are not too messed up (1)

The water in my bathroom sink was taking a long time to drain away so I decided to take care of the problem myself. I took the U pipe under the sink apart and discovered a dead and decomposing mouse covered with wads of hair. It was horrible. It made me feel so sick I jumped up and vomited into the sink. The vomit went into the sink hole and straight into the cabinet below.
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#1267 (0) - May 19, 2010 10:18 AM by printerpoint - Miscellaneous - Yes, you have a messed up life (15) - No, you are not too messed up (2)

On the way to work this morning I realized I'd left my cell phone in the pocket of my jeans -and my jeans were in the laundry basket. I turned round and drove back home to find that the cleaning lady had already begun the wash. I rushed down to the basement but the washing machine was already full of water. I was convinced my cell phone was finished when suddenly I heard it ringing. For a second I actually thought it was ringing from inside the washing machine. It had been in my jacket pocket the whole time!
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#1266 (0) - May 19, 2010 09:32 AM by crockermull - Miscellaneous - Yes, you have a messed up life (4) - No, you are not too messed up (8)

I found out today my husband forgot our wedding anniverary because he was busy buying a birthday gift for his first wife.
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#1265 (0) - May 19, 2010 09:17 AM by 4laurabz - Love - Yes, you have a messed up life (11) - No, you are not too messed up (4)

I used a black colorant on my beard yesterday. By the end of the day there was no color left on my beard but my shirt collar was black, my hands were black and every piece of paper I touched during the day was dirtied with black colorant.
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#1264 (0) - May 19, 2010 09:14 AM by blackbird24 - Miscellaneous - Yes, you have a messed up life (8) - No, you are not too messed up (3)

I had stomach pains and needed to poop urgently so I stopped at a gas station and ran into the restroom. The toilet inside was blocked and overflowing with crap but my case was so bad I just had to go -so i locked the door and I crapped in the trash can. While I was in there somebody knocked on the door and said "Please don't use the toilet it's blocked." At least I told the truth when I said "I'm not using the toilet."
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#1263 (0) - May 19, 2010 09:01 AM by smooden - Miscellaneous - Yes, you have a messed up life (8) - No, you are not too messed up (0)

I have been married for 3 years, 1 month, and 4 days. I have served my time- and I want out. My wedding cost a fortune -my freedom is going to cost me 10 times more. Marriage = messed up life.
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#1262 (0) - May 18, 2010 12:07 PM by zeppalind - Love - Yes, you have a messed up life (10) - No, you are not too messed up (2)

I was supposed to work last Saturday and Sunday but I told my boss my father was ill and I needed to go visit him in hostipal. Monday morning my boss asked me how my dad was doing. I said he was feeling a little better. He replied that he must be feeling a lot better since he had called in Saturday afternoon to surprise me at work.
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#1261 (0) - May 18, 2010 10:17 AM by tonytuber - Work - Yes, you have a messed up life (11) - No, you are not too messed up (3)

I got something better than a cold shower for getting rid of the "hots." I put crushed ice in a cup and put old dickie in there. It works.
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#1260 (0) - May 18, 2010 10:09 AM by snurkle - Sex - Yes, you have a messed up life (7) - No, you are not too messed up (3)

I was a sleep and having the wildest dream that a beautiful woman was sucking me off. In my dream I was about to ejaculate so I guess the excitemnet woke me up. As I came out of my sleep I realized that my dog was in bed with me and licking my boner like - it was a juicy bone. I told him "No more of that, young fella or you'll be putting me off women for good."
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#1259 (0) - May 18, 2010 10:05 AM by barnabyquick - Sex - Yes, you have a messed up life (14) - No, you are not too messed up (3)

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